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Is he really so friendly?

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Well, we’ve hit the ugly phase of this political campaign, I think that means we’re almost at the end. (Or most likely just right back to the next beginning.) There’s less than a month to go before the vote goes down, Barack Obama is pulling ahead with every collapse of the economy, and John McCain’s […]

Welcome to the big time

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

So I’m kinda stuck on this John McCain character of late, but he keeps providing me with so much to talk about I can’t really help it. The latest is his surprising choice of Alaska governor Sarah Palin to be his running mate. This inexperienced governor has been vaulted onto the national stage after less […]

Democracy, huh?

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

It’s now official; Barak Obama is the Democratic nominee for President. Sure, I’m happy about this. Despite a number of recent disappointments, I’ve been a big supporter of Obama as the best realistic option in this crazy thing our country calls an election for quite some time. But, I can’t help but be a little […]

Simple slogans for simple ideas

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

I read recently about Miller Beer reviving their popular late-80s slogan “tastes great, less filling.” The ad campaigns built around this platitude were very popular, and why shouldn’t they have been, it’s a simple slogan that explains a simple beer and that’s just great for selling low-end beverages.
Unfortunately Republican Presidential candidate John McCain is following […]

Feigned outrage always works

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

John McCain’s campaign and the whole right wing got in an uproarious huff at the start of the week after retired General Wesley Clark made some comments pointing out John McCain’s military experience is not the type that would really prepare him for the whole Commander in Chief gig that comes free with the US […]

What the Coot stirring again…

Monday, April 28th, 2008

It’s been quite a while since I’ve made time for my much-neglected AptCoot, but I’m here today because I feel the need to make a few comments on the topic of health care in the current Presidential campaign.
I’m taking a big risk in even writing on this topic, but I’ve been away too long and […]

Their tortured mindset

Saturday, February 9th, 2008

Our government’s fun habit of watering the lungs of a few of our terrorist captives was back as a topic of conversation this week as Our Fine President’s top lawyer and the head of the CIA made weighed in with some important news on the subject.
For the first time the use of the torture known […]

Why I’ll have gas next winter

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

It looks like I’ll be cranking the heat up come next winter. The Illinois Commerce Commission today approved a rate increase from the friendly neighborhood gas company and gave them four years to pilot a new system where customers pay a set fee based on expected, rather than actual gas used.
Coverage in the Chicago Tribune […]

On election season eve

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

Wow, it has been a while. I’d like to say I’ve been staying away in sympathy with those brave striking writers walking their picket lines in the noble pursuits of respect and cash, but really it’s been for no reason at all. But here on the eve of the start of the Presidential campaigns I […]

They say better late than never, but it’s still too late to matter

Monday, November 19th, 2007

Their tactic of standing behind a bold and baseless lie to turn an enemy’s strength into a weakness was so successful it’s been verbed. As the campaign season approaches, the phrase “swift-boating” and its various conjugations is rolling off the puns and pens of the media blabbermouths at an increasing pace as the legacy of […]