Last night was the annual party known as The State of the Union Address and Our Fine President seemed a bit more reserved and less braggadocios than in previous years as he repeated past talking points, glossed over failures and while not everything he said was off base with the mood of the country, he […]

With the wondrous notion of the Geostationary Banana Over Texas project unwilling to leave my thoughts since I first heard about the plan, it seems only fitting that today’s news was filled with chimps.
First we have the immaculate conception of a chimp living at Chimp Haven, where the male chimps were all supposedly given vasectomies […]

It came as no real surprise that Our Fine President’s “new way forward” for Iraq is a double misnomer. Not only is it not in any respect new, but it really isn’t much of a way forward either.
There was plenty of the expected hyperbole and action movie cliches thrown into the mix with rampant oversimplifications […]

Oh, the day many have been waiting for since Stephen Colbert started his satiric flight more than a year ago is neigh. Next Thursday, January 18, 2007 (remember that date folks) Colbert will finally get to sit down face to face with the man he calls “Papa Bear” Bill O’Reilly.
They’re doing a nice double to […]

Even with my general avoision to much of the televised variety, I think I consume more news than the average person. It’s something of an addiction made easy with this handy internet thing that’s come together over the last few years. News is everywhere, it’s always developing and it’s easy to watch the narrative develop […]

Now I don’t want to be hearing any more of this nonsense about activist judges plaguing our federal court system. Chief Justice John Roberts just issued his annual report and he spent the whole time addressing the “Constitutional crisis” of low judicial pay. Roberts had no time for any issues this year besides getting some […]