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April, 2006

The man in the moon has dollar signs in his eyes

Friday, April 28th, 2006

Thus far all of NASA’s forays outside the Earth’s atmosphere have been costly amusements, curiosities and occasionally tragedies, but now the cash-draining science club at Mission Control see a new potential in the heavens, a profit potential.
NASA just concluded their Exploration Strategy Workshop where representative scientists from many space faring nations met to discuss […]

Skateboarding, err I mean journalism is not a crime

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

With most of their big plans and programs for the country and world in shambles the conservative right is once again lashing out at their favorite easy punching bag, the media. The latest action to draw their ire was the announcement Monday of the latest batch of Pulitzer Prize winners. It seems they don’t like […]

The name game’s not their thing

Monday, April 17th, 2006

Our Fine President just loves to dole out the names. The whole press corps gets giddy when he gets chummy and uses some sort of pejorative nickname to address them. But of course it’s the grand names he and his people give to their programs that create the most laughs. In true Orwellian newspeak fashion […]

No matter how hard you wish, you can’t make reality go away

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006

This Monday the Chicago Tribune’s ace conservative voice Dennis Byrne was at it again, decrying the media for their evil biased ways and specifically for casting the situation in Iraq in such a negative light. (read it here) Byrne loves to get fired up on this topic, calling the media defensive when it stands up […]