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January, 2006

Nothing is good enough for some

Tuesday, January 24th, 2006

Once again, our fine President is making the rounds campaign style to mollify the public about one of his unjustifiable choices and convince people to just trust him because he knows and is always doing what is best for all of us. He’s really got little credibility left with the whole believe me shtick, especially […]

Plight of a north side fan

Monday, January 16th, 2006

Next year just has to be coming right over that next hill, or maybe around that bend up there. I mean, it’s got to be on this road doesn’t it? I know I’ve been going this same direction for quite a while, I’d hate to think it’s been the wrong way. Nope, it’s the only […]

What are they like around the dinner table

Thursday, January 12th, 2006

Listening to the hearings over Samuel Alito’s nomination to the Supreme Court makes me wonder what these Senators are like when they’re off the job and hanging out at home. Do they ramble on and on with self serving stories and lengthy tangetal quotations from over researched background material before asking their spouse “how was […]

The girlfriend’s gifts are nicer than the wife’s

Tuesday, January 10th, 2006

Today, President Bush gave another one of his Iraq pep rally speeches, touting the usual nebulous progress with the now familiar well cut prose. He once again talked of the promise in the successful election and the ongoing attempts to form a unity government. The following excerpt from his speech is wonderfully written and a […]

A lesson in how nature works

Monday, January 9th, 2006

Few things make me happier than seeing irony take place of its own accord. So when I read in the news about a plucky little mouse on one final mission of revenge I’m somehow reassured. Sure more important things were happening today with wars and scandals and trials all, but that heroic little wick of […]